🐦 SIGMA PIGEON
UNBOTHERED

A BIRD ABOVE THE SYSTEM

SIGMA
PIGEON.

NO FLOCK. NO RULES.

HE DOES NOT CHASE BREAD.BREAD CHASES HIM.
NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. HE'S A PIGEON.
CONFIDENCE
UNAUDITED
An extremely confident pigeon wearing black sunglasses

FIG. 01 — SUBJECT REFUSED TO COMMENT

FIELD MANUAL / 001

THE SIGMA CODE

  1. 01Never beg for breadcrumbs.
  2. 02Never follow the flock.
  3. 03Stare at humans until they feel inferior.
  4. 04Fly economy. Think first class.
PIGEON_STATUS.EXELIVE-LOOKING

UNBOTHERED

Current occupation
Unemployed
Breadcrumbs requested
0
Respect for authority
0%
Sigma level
Unmeasurable
Known predators
None emotionally
Parking tickets ignored
47
STATUS FEED CONTAINS VERIFIED ATTITUDE AND UNVERIFIED PIGEON SCIENCE.
“THEY CALLED ME A RAT WITH WINGS. I CALLED THEM PEDESTRIANS.”

THE BREAD GENERATOR

RECEIVE SIGMA
WISDOM.

TRANSMISSION FROM THE ROOFTOP:
“While you were chasing gains, I was chasing a French fry.”
WISDOM #001